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Toy Types

Toy Type: Butt Plug

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The Butt plug, a main stable in any toy users tool box, and they aren’t just for gay men.

The Butt Plug

When I first started, Butt plugs weren’t something that interested me; I’m not into stretching for stretching sake, I have no desire to walk around in public using one. But I have developed a liking for these simple toys.

Butt Plugs work really well. Butt plugs; as the name describes, are meant to be inserted into the butt, and plug them self in. An orgasm while useing a butt plug will be more longer, more intense and satisfying.

The way it Works

Butt plugs work very simply, you insert it into your butt… Ok there is more.  Once you get past the largest part of the butt plug, your sphincter closes around the “waist” of the toy and it preventing the plug from slipping out unintentionally. You leave it in while you reach orgasm, wither you know it or not, every muscle in your body contracts during a orgasm, and while your sphincter is clenching around the butt plug, it will rub ageist your prostate. Increasing the duration and magnitude of your orgasm. Simply put, butt plugs increase your orgasmic pleasure.

K9 shaped “Knotting” toys often work the same way (tho usually to a lesser degree.) I find knotting toys great, but don’t hold in as well as Butt plugs. If your a fur and enjoy the kinky ness of knotting, get both, butt plugs are much cheaper and you might find you like them more then knots.

These work because milking a prostate increases a male orgasm, its our Gspot.

Butt plugs are also used just for stretching, getting a large enough toy in there so you can relax and just get used to being opened up that much, and if your the kind of person who wants to see how big they can go, butt plugs will be your friend in that journey.

How to start

Lots of companies have butt plugs in 3 packs, in graduating sizes, these are great. If your new to Butt plugs or toys in general, start slow! Always start slow, you don’t have to be in a rush to get to the fisting. Use plenty of lube, and put a condom on the toy if your worried about…what comes naturally from anal sex.

Prostate Stimulator

There are direct marketed prostate stimulator. While these are better at stimulating the prostate, they aren’t as big as butt plugs, and are often much more expensive. If you just want your prostate stimulated and not the stretching or knotting aspect of a dildo, these are great toys.

Where to Buy

Till I can sell my soul and partner up with toy websites to bouts about I have no one site to recommend. If you shop around you should be able to find a 3 pack of different size toys for under $20, great deal! And don’t go doing the typical furry thing and get the one with a tail on it, it might seam like a fun idea, but trust me, they just make a mess.

Final Point

If you like toys, You’ll like Butt plugs. Take them, enjoy them, have fun, be safe.

Toy Reviews

Zeta Pawz: Kit Fox

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I started with my Favorite toy, its only fair I do my least favorite toy. The Gel Kit fox leaves much to be desired.

Kit Fox
Kit Fox

Toy Description from there Website:

Here we have a toy modeled after a Fox. The toy itself is pretty decent sized and is quite fun to use. It is the closest to a natural Fox penis we can get.The dimensions are 1″ across, 3 1/4″ from top of knot to tip, 6″ overall length, the knot is 1 3/4″ across and is 1 1/2″ tall itself.
Details
SKU SKU161521
Weight 1.00 lbs
Price: $25.00 (€21.75)
Colors

  • Black
  • Red
  • Pink
  • Flesh
 Firmness

  • Soft
  • Medium (Recommended)
  • Firm
Pros

  • Vibrating Egg available for +$20.00
  • Good Starting knot (if only it really knotted)
  • Cheap
  • looks kinda like a small bong?
 Cons

  • Very Blunt head
  • Small Shaft
  • Too thick for its length
  • unremarkable knot

Kit Fox was the firs toy I purchased, and it nearly discouraged me from toys all together. at only $25 I though it would be a good way to start, didnt seam too thick at the time, and I liked knots. But the Kit Fox proved to be one of the hardest toys to just pick up and use that I’ve ever had.

The biggest problem with the Kit Fox is the head, its way to blunt, I have to spend half an hour just getting my self ready in order to use it. I had it for over a year before I was able to take the knot, and by then, it wasn’t worth it.

You’ll hear me talk about it a lot, but I’m not a size queen, I really don’t care how big a toy is. For me its all about the ride of a toy; if i can lay back and just enough the feel of a toy, its size doesn’t matter. And that is where the fox fails for me, your either on the knot, or off the toy.

Might look Point, But he isn't.
Might look Pointy, But he isn't.

If your a collector like me, and you have to own them all, then be my guest, but if you can only afford so many toys. Wait, save your money, and get the Akita, or Silicone Euro Ruffs Stuff.

Toy Reviews

Zeta Pawz: Skip Otter

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This is by far my favorite toy to date. I love it so much, I own two of them!

2 Otter toys
2 Otter toys

Toy Description from there Website:

Here is one of the newest creations. The otter seems to glide its way into the tightest of places and open you up gradually, as he continues to wind and wiggle ever deeper to your desires. The toy was crafted from sketches, pictures, and video reference material. Our special thanks to all who contributed to the research on this toy.The dimensions are 1 1/2″ across the head, 10 1/2″ overall length, the shaft tapers gently to the mid point, and then spreads open at the base and the toy is 12″ tall itself.
Details
SKU SKU161451
Weight 1.75 lbs
Price: $50.00 (€43.50)
Colors

  • Black
  • Red
  • Pink
  • Flesh
 Firmness

  • Soft
  • Medium (Recommended)
  • Firm
Pros

  • Great Size and shape
  • Ease of use
  • Price
 Cons

  • The very head of the dildo creates a little cup behind the point if your not perfectly clean, this will show it.
  • Gel toy (Doesn’t bother me, but I would like silicone better)

This toy lives up to its description in every way shape and form. If your tight, this would be a great toy to start with. When I play with toys, my favorite thing to do is get them in fast, and ride there full length, and the otter is perfect for this. The lip behind the head can be a little of challenge for the first time beginner, but if you want to use toys this is not going be a hurdle for you at all. As you can tell from the pictures, I own both a Flesh colored one, and a Black one. The Black one they made custom from me (order as many toys as I do and they might make one for you too!) with a 0 gauge PA ring the placement isnt technically right, but it still feels great!

This toy is really made for a long ride. The foot long shaft slides back and forth easily with out any knot or obstruction, yet has enough shape to it so you know where you are on the toy as you go. Its suction cup base makes riding it really easy (especially in the shower with some otterboi lube ^.~)

Otter Size comparison
Otter Size comparison

This is a Gel toy tho, so you have to accept all the problems that come with gel toys. Gel toys leach there color and chemicals; if you leave a gel toy on a piece of paper for an hour you’ll see it happen. It will also absorb ink and other chemicals into it. These toys should be washed Before and After every use. And stored in individually plastic bags with baby powder or other absorbent powder. I’ll get around to making a post just about all the types of toy materials and there pro’s and cons.

Even with the restrictions of Gel toys, this toy still is my favorite, but if they made a silicone version, I’d buy it as well.

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Bunnyboi Lube is a fun company to run and in order to test it I’ve amassed quite the collection of toys. If the toy exists, I’ve herd of it, tried it, or maybe I will try it. This blog will be full of smut, advice, and spooge